Biotoxins

Nobody tell the terrorists, but I’ve invented an extremely potent biochemical weapon.

Mix one protein shake on a Friday night. Drink it. Carefully, so it will not leak or drip, put the empty shaker in a zip-closing plastic bag inside your tote bag. Do not open it until Monday to clean it.

Voila! The most foul-smelling substance known to man, and you created it yourself!

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One Response to Biotoxins

  1. I’ve never had a protein shake but I can imagine that would smell horrid

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